Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Mike Tyson free again, hide your women

Mike Tyson released this morning after serving 24 hours in an Arizona jail. The streets felt so much safer overnight. He was sentenced to a day in jail and 3 years probation for a DUI.

FOX News reports that Tyson spent his time reading "American Gangsta" and was spotted chowing down on a sloppy joe for dinner.

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Friday, March 30, 2007

Anal attackers' sentences cut on sexual technicality

Shen Pao-ni, a former national team swimmer, on Tuesday had her jail sentence reduced from nine years to 14 months by the Taiwan High Court, which ruled that Shen did not commit a sexual offense when she sodomized a man with a stick.

Along with two men, Seng seriously beat the victim and inserted a stick in the victim's anus.

Shen was convicted and received a nine-year sentence from the Taipei District Court.

Taiwan High Court spokesman Wen Yao-yuan said that while the district court ruled that Shen had committed a sex crime, the high court decided she had committed a crime against personal liberty causing bodily harm, which carries a lighter sentence.

Wen said the defendants did not commit sex crimes because their act did not cause sexual desire.

Two other defendants were sentenced to reduced terms of 13 months and 12 months in jail.

The high court on Tuesday also released Shen on bail after announcing the sentence.

The defendants and prosecutors have 10 days to decide to bring the case to the Supreme Court.

Shen, who represented the nation at the Olympic Games and Asia Games in the 1970s and 1980s, holds seven national records in swimming.

In 2003 Shen, angry at the victim's treatment of her daughter, invited him to a hotel room, where Shen and the two men forced the victim to take off his clothes and took photographs.

The three also beat the victim, hitting his head on the floor and walls, and inserted a stick into his anus three times.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Charged with 2 counts of penis penetration

Article does not specifically say the words "trailer park" but a reasonable assumption can be made.

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Rape charge, 12-year-old has babysitters baby

A 12-year-old girl has given birth after allegedly being raped by her babysitter.

Matthew Vernon, 28, faces five charges of sexual penetration of a girl under 16 after allegedly preying on the primary school child while babysitting her at her home.

Mr Vernon is alleged to have begun the relationship with the girl when she was only 11.

He was charged after family and friends noticed the girl was pregnant and she allegedly told them Mr Vernon was the father.

It is believed DNA tests confirmed his paternity.

Sources close to the case said they had never before had a situation involving such a young girl.

The girl's parents are helping her to bring up the baby.

Mr Vernon has been charged with two counts of penetration with the penis and three digitally.

It is alleged he violated the girl at her home while her mother was in the garden.

In a further twist, sources close to the family have criticized authorities because Mr Vernon's mother works at a centre providing sexual assault counseling.

Family friends said yesterday that after the allegations, the victim had to travel for counselling in order to avoid Mrs Vernon at the centre closest to her home. Link
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Who hires some 28 year old dude to babysit their 12 year old daughter? Ya, ya, I know, not all men are animals, but lates polls show that 37% of 28 year old men would have impregnated that girl.

Friday, March 16, 2007

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Heather Mills McCartney Warned Over 911 Calls

It seems Heather Mills McCartney is turning into the 1 legged girl who cried wolf.

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British police have warned Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of former Beatle Paul, about using the emergency phone number 999 too often. The 39-year-old, in the middle of a bitter divorce battle with Paul McCartney that has thrust her into the media spotlight, has complained of harassment by paparazzi since the split was announced 10 months ago.

Chief Superintendent Kevin Moore, of Brighton and Hove Police on the southern English coast where Mills spends much of her time, said there was a risk that officers may take her calls less seriously if she contacted them too often. "We are having to spend a disproportionate amount of time on one particular person, " he said in reported remarks that were confirmed by a spokeswoman for the force. Link
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It's pretty funny when the cops have to use the media to publicly humiliate you because you call for help too often. Maybe she should use some of that Beatles money and hire a private security force.

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

American Idol - The Best Of Simon

Favorite quotes from our favorite judge

"Shut up, Paula, you really annoy me. It's like being with some precocious child!"

To fellow judge Paula Abdul, after she elbowed him while he was critiquing Melissa, Feb. 28

"Taylor, you could single-handedly kill the music-video industry. That was definitely a radio performance."

To Taylor, March 8

"Once again, I think you just booked your plane ticket home. At least you can have your -- what do you call them? Chiclets?"

To Kinnik, who raved about her love for chitlins, March 7

"Well, the irony was you kept singing that line, 'I'm special,' and it wasn't."

To Alaina, Feb. 21

"I have absolutely no idea what you just sang. I don't even know why we are bothering with this conversation, Eric, you are absolutely atrocious."

To Eric, at the L.A. auditions, Jan. 31

"What the hell was that? I mean Lakia...seriously, Lakia, that was a complete and utter mess...so when you hear yourself, Lakia, you're hearing what? A good singer. We're not. You have probably one of the worst voices we've heard here in Birmingham."

--To Lakia, at the Birmingham auditions, Jan. 30

"I'm not sure what was worse, the singing or the dancing. Honestly, I don't think this is for you."

--To Phuong, at the L.A. auditions, Jan. 31

Thursday, March 01, 2007

HIV positive Osbourne family member revealed

Another celebrity mystery solved, frankly, I thought it was Jack, in the library with the drugs and skanky whores.

TV presenter and singer Kelly Osbourne’s cousin Terry Longden is the mystery family member who is HIV-positive. The 43-year-old, who starred in British reality show The Salon, was standing in the wings when Kelly went on stage at a charity benefit last week and told the audience she had a relative with the condition. He says, “I told her to say whatever she wanted because it might help someone in a similar situation, but I didn’t expect her to cry. I felt quite guilty. She gave me a big hug when she came off.”

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Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Eddie Murphy is a little bitch

Murphy "Storms Out" After Oscar Loss

Dreamgirls star Eddie Murphy was so devastated after losing the Best Supporting Actor Academy Award to Alan Arkin he stormed out of the ceremony, according to press reports in the US, including Roger Friedman of FoxNews.com. Murphy was the favorite to win the Oscar, which instead was awarded to Little Miss Sunshine star Arkin. The 45-year-old tried to downplay his disappointment telling American publication Us Weekly, "It's fine. It happens. It's OK." But shortly thereafter, Murphy and girlfriend Tracey Edmonds left the show and didn't return. Murphy missed out on his Dreamgirls cast mates Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Hudson and Anika Noni Rose performing songs from the film, as well as Hudson's win for Best Supporting Actress.

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Kelly Osbourne says family member has HIV

Kelly Osbourne has revealed that one of her family members is HIV positive, according to UK media reports on Tuesday.

Osbourne found fame with The Osbournes, a reality show featuring life with her father Ozzy - frontman of heavy metal band Black Sabbath - mother Sharon and brother Jack.

The 22-year-old told an audience at an HIV benefit concert in London on Monday night that the cause was close to her heart because a member of her family had been diagnosed with the virus.

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Thursday, January 18, 2007

Lindsay Lohan enters rehab for treatment

Smoking hot actress and woman I would love to party with, Lindsay Lohan, has entered a rehab centre according to her publicist, but she wants to keep her job, so she won't tell us that Lindsay's a coke head. Sweet.

Lohan said in a statement: "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Sure, we could respect her privacy, but since she's a celebrity, her private life is ours to piss all over. It's our right as consumers. Plus we are all a bunch of gossiping old ladies.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Campbell Pleads Guilty To Phone Assault

Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty yesterday to assaulting her former maid with a mobile phone during an argument over a pair of missing jeans. Maid Ana Scolavino was treated for a head injury following the incident in the supermodel's Manhattan, New York City home last March. Campbell, 36, told Manhattan Criminal Court, "I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her." Following her guilty plea, Campbell was ordered to pay Scolavino's medical expenses, complete five days of community service and attend an anger management class.

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Sunday, January 07, 2007

Pamela Anderson Takes Shot at Ex Kid Rock

Pamela Anderson has launched a thinly disguised attack on her estranged husband Kid Rock, apparently branding him self-obsessed and "childish". The former Baywatch star was furious to learn Rock tried to get physical with her other ex Tommy Lee on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas after being taunted by the wild rocker over his split from Anderson. Writing on her website, the actress insists she is "excited about moving on" from Rock and finding a new love, rumored to be actor and former Hell's Angel Chuck Zito. She says, "I need a man with interests outside of himself, someone with similar beliefs." And apparently alluding to the Lee incident she adds, "A rock star scorned... it's been a hard month - completely childish threats. I'm so disappointed. That's why my friend Chuck Zito has been with me. He's great security." Anderson and Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, split in November after just four months of marriage.

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Saturday, January 06, 2007

Dita Von Teese files for divorce from Marilyn Manson

Dita Von Teese has filed for a divorce from rocker husband Marilyn Manson, citing irreconcilable differences and will hand over the divorce papers to him in a studio, where he is recording his next album.

The stunning stripper had filed for the split before Christmas and had tried to communicate to her husband that she was filing for a divorce.

But, he did not have the time and did not even realize that she has moved out of the house.

"She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed," New York Post quoted a source, a saying.

Apparently, Teese tried to make the one-year-old marriage work though Manson had started drinking heavily in 2006.

It's uncertain yet whether Von Teese has planned to ask for custody of the couple's two cats, Lily and Aleister, and dachshunds, Greta and Eva.

Manson and Von Teese tied the knot in December 2005 after a seven-year courtship.

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Friday, January 05, 2007

Ivanka Trump Moves Up Apprentice Ladder

Oh, and she also joins daddy Trump in his feud with Rosie.

In one of the new wrinkles in the sixth version of "The Apprentice," Donald Trump sits in the boardroom with his daughter Ivanka and an empty chair he says will be filled later in the season.

We could guarantee that neither Rosie O'Donnell nor Martha Stewart would fill it.

Is the Rosie feud just a cheap publicity stunt to drum up interest in the new season of The Apprentice? Show host Donald Trump says that despite the fortuitous timing, his recent media feud with The View co-host Rosie O'Donnell isn't a publicity stunt for the sixth season of NBC's The Apprentice, which premieres on Sunday, January 7 at 9:30PM ET/PT.

Trump appeared on CNN's Wednesday night Showbiz Tonight, as well as NBC's Thursday morning The Today Show, to discuss the sixth season of The Apprentice. However during the appearances, he was peppered with questions about his recent feud with O'Donnell that began last month when Trump announced Miss USA Tara Connor would keep her title, which was in jeopardy due to underage drinking. As part of her agreement with Trump, Connor is currently attending an in-patient substance abuse rehabilitation center. O'Donnell said Trump, who is twice divorced, had no right to be "the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America," sparking a string of nasty media exchanges between the pair.

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Thursday, January 04, 2007

Britney Spears Wants Nude Portrait of Herself

The 'Toxic' singer has finally got back in shape following the birth of her second son, Jayden James, and is so proud of her figure she wants it "immortalized" in a painting.

A source told Britain's More magazine: "Britney's been getting in better and better shape since she split with Kevin and wants her body immortalised in a portrait.

"She loves the film 'Titanic', especially the scene where Kate Winslet's character Rose gets painted in the nude. She wants it tastefully done, though, and is looking for the right artist to do it."

Britney - mother to one-year-old Sean Preston and four-month-old Jayden James - filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline in November.

Since separating from Kevin, Britney, 25, has been spotted out partying on several occasions showing off her body in a variety of skimpy outfits.

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