Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Mike Tyson free again, hide your women

Mike Tyson released this morning after serving 24 hours in an Arizona jail. The streets felt so much safer overnight. He was sentenced to a day in jail and 3 years probation for a DUI.

FOX News reports that Tyson spent his time reading "American Gangsta" and was spotted chowing down on a sloppy joe for dinner.

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Classic Mike Tyson action

Friday, March 30, 2007

Anal attackers' sentences cut on sexual technicality

Shen Pao-ni, a former national team swimmer, on Tuesday had her jail sentence reduced from nine years to 14 months by the Taiwan High Court, which ruled that Shen did not commit a sexual offense when she sodomized a man with a stick.

Along with two men, Seng seriously beat the victim and inserted a stick in the victim's anus.

Shen was convicted and received a nine-year sentence from the Taipei District Court.

Taiwan High Court spokesman Wen Yao-yuan said that while the district court ruled that Shen had committed a sex crime, the high court decided she had committed a crime against personal liberty causing bodily harm, which carries a lighter sentence.

Wen said the defendants did not commit sex crimes because their act did not cause sexual desire.

Two other defendants were sentenced to reduced terms of 13 months and 12 months in jail.

The high court on Tuesday also released Shen on bail after announcing the sentence.

The defendants and prosecutors have 10 days to decide to bring the case to the Supreme Court.

Shen, who represented the nation at the Olympic Games and Asia Games in the 1970s and 1980s, holds seven national records in swimming.

In 2003 Shen, angry at the victim's treatment of her daughter, invited him to a hotel room, where Shen and the two men forced the victim to take off his clothes and took photographs.

The three also beat the victim, hitting his head on the floor and walls, and inserted a stick into his anus three times.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Charged with 2 counts of penis penetration

Article does not specifically say the words "trailer park" but a reasonable assumption can be made.

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Rape charge, 12-year-old has babysitters baby

A 12-year-old girl has given birth after allegedly being raped by her babysitter.

Matthew Vernon, 28, faces five charges of sexual penetration of a girl under 16 after allegedly preying on the primary school child while babysitting her at her home.

Mr Vernon is alleged to have begun the relationship with the girl when she was only 11.

He was charged after family and friends noticed the girl was pregnant and she allegedly told them Mr Vernon was the father.

It is believed DNA tests confirmed his paternity.

Sources close to the case said they had never before had a situation involving such a young girl.

The girl's parents are helping her to bring up the baby.

Mr Vernon has been charged with two counts of penetration with the penis and three digitally.

It is alleged he violated the girl at her home while her mother was in the garden.

In a further twist, sources close to the family have criticized authorities because Mr Vernon's mother works at a centre providing sexual assault counseling.

Family friends said yesterday that after the allegations, the victim had to travel for counselling in order to avoid Mrs Vernon at the centre closest to her home. Link
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Who hires some 28 year old dude to babysit their 12 year old daughter? Ya, ya, I know, not all men are animals, but lates polls show that 37% of 28 year old men would have impregnated that girl.

Friday, March 16, 2007

WWE Babe Ashley Massaro Playboy Spread

You've waited long enough for lovely wrestling diva Ashley Massaro to show you the goods, so here she is. Here's the Ashley Massaro Playboy gallery so you can get all the pictures.



Thursday, March 15, 2007

Heather Mills McCartney Warned Over 911 Calls

It seems Heather Mills McCartney is turning into the 1 legged girl who cried wolf.

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British police have warned Heather Mills McCartney, the estranged wife of former Beatle Paul, about using the emergency phone number 999 too often. The 39-year-old, in the middle of a bitter divorce battle with Paul McCartney that has thrust her into the media spotlight, has complained of harassment by paparazzi since the split was announced 10 months ago.

Chief Superintendent Kevin Moore, of Brighton and Hove Police on the southern English coast where Mills spends much of her time, said there was a risk that officers may take her calls less seriously if she contacted them too often. "We are having to spend a disproportionate amount of time on one particular person, " he said in reported remarks that were confirmed by a spokeswoman for the force. Link
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It's pretty funny when the cops have to use the media to publicly humiliate you because you call for help too often. Maybe she should use some of that Beatles money and hire a private security force.

Here's the only Heather Mills that I can stand for any length of time.



Heather Mills Gallery 1
Heather Mills Gallery 2

Sunday, March 11, 2007

American Idol - The Best Of Simon

Favorite quotes from our favorite judge

"Shut up, Paula, you really annoy me. It's like being with some precocious child!"

To fellow judge Paula Abdul, after she elbowed him while he was critiquing Melissa, Feb. 28

"Taylor, you could single-handedly kill the music-video industry. That was definitely a radio performance."

To Taylor, March 8

"Once again, I think you just booked your plane ticket home. At least you can have your -- what do you call them? Chiclets?"

To Kinnik, who raved about her love for chitlins, March 7

"Well, the irony was you kept singing that line, 'I'm special,' and it wasn't."

To Alaina, Feb. 21

"I have absolutely no idea what you just sang. I don't even know why we are bothering with this conversation, Eric, you are absolutely atrocious."

To Eric, at the L.A. auditions, Jan. 31

"What the hell was that? I mean Lakia...seriously, Lakia, that was a complete and utter mess...so when you hear yourself, Lakia, you're hearing what? A good singer. We're not. You have probably one of the worst voices we've heard here in Birmingham."

--To Lakia, at the Birmingham auditions, Jan. 30

"I'm not sure what was worse, the singing or the dancing. Honestly, I don't think this is for you."

--To Phuong, at the L.A. auditions, Jan. 31