Saturday, December 30, 2006

Eminem's Ex-Wife Kim Mathers Twin Sister Arrested

The twin sister of rapper Eminem's ex-wife is in police custody.

Kim Mathers has custody of her sister's 7 year-old son and filed a parental kidnapping complaint Tuesday with Detroit police.

Police say Mathers' sister's Lincoln Navigator was spotted at a gas station at Harper and Cadieux, where police approached the boy.

She fled from police, but was later caught when spotted by another officer, according to police. Mathers' sister is being held in Macomb County on probation violation charges.

The boy is now in the custody of his legal guardian, Kim Mathers.

Friday, December 29, 2006

BREAKING NEWS - Paris Hilton Showers in Australia

Well, it's a slow Holiday news season, what do you want from me.

The Hilton news making machine arrived in Australia where she's hosting a big New Years Eve bash. After spending the afternoon by the water with BFF Kim Kardashian, she took a beachside shower and sent the photogs into a frenzy.



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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Britney Spears Loses Another Publicist

Sonia Muckle, a publicist at Spears’ label Jive Records, has been handling the pop stars awesome public relations machine since the panty less pop princess parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnick back in October. The latest rumor floating around is that Ms. Muckle got bored when she realized that her main duty as publicist was to keep Britney's beaver freshly shaved and camera ready. That may just be a rumor though.

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Now Muckle has had enough with shaved wildlife and is moving on to start her own marketing and promotions company. While she claims the move has nothing to do with Britney and her week long BFF Paris Hilton trying to build a damn on the Sunset Strip, one can only imagine the headache she would have to wake up to every morning seeing her clients vagina bumping armed conflicts off the front pages of major newspapers.

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Friday, December 22, 2006

Anna Nicole Smith Ordered To Find Out Which Sperm Donor Won

Anna Nicole Smith: From Trailer Park To Maury Povich

Anna Nicole Smith was ordered Thursday to bring her infant daughter to California for paternity tests sought by a former boyfriend who claims he is the father of the child. Correction, a former boyfriend who it would seem, was one of many men lined up down the block, waiting anxiously to toss a load into dear sweet Anna. Which would make it only fit for her and her baby dada wannabes to have the paternity testing done by the well regarded Maury clerical, lighting and show runner staff who, supported by the Maury interns, have helped family’s in trailer parks and housing projects coast to coast know which neighborhood youngling’s not to have sex with … unless they're quiet about it.

One of the baby lottery jackpot players, Larry Birkhead, welcomed the ruling, "Christmas has come early, and I thank God that I will soon have the opportunity to prove that I am the father ... and eventually hold her in my arms." Shortly after bringing God into it, I believe he was struck by lightning, although that may just be a rumor.

And the lovely young (sorta. 38) stripper with a heart of gold and an ass designed to cause heart failure in old rich men, Anna Nicole Smith was in San Francisco on Dec. 15 for a hearing in her battle for a share of the fortune left by her late husband, oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall III.

Larry Birkhead, a Los Angeles photographer, which is similar to art student, filed a lawsuit in October claiming he is the father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, who was born in September in the Bahamas. If Birkhead is confirmed to be the father, he could receive visitation or custody rights and possibly a large amount of child support. Wait a minute, did I just mention something about a large amount of child support? Him and Kevin Federline should get together for a night out in LA. They can hitchhike to a soup kitchen and try to find old rich women who are near death or maybe some really sexy and stupid trailer park trash skanks who hit it lucky with something like singing, and have a few hundred million bucks lying around, waiting to be spent on Vegas, coke and whores.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Rosie and Trump Roll Around in Their Own Filth

Rosie and Trump Roll Around in Their Own Filth

Rosie O'Donnell had some fiery words for Donald Trump on The View Wednesday morning, calling him a "snake-oil salesman" following his announcement that he would not fire troubled Miss USA Tara Conner.

After hearing about her comments, Trump called her "a woman out of control" and said he planned to sue O'Donnell over her statements questioning his financial well-being.

Yesterday afternoon, Donald Trump had this to say to the cameras from Access Hollywood, "She says things that come to her mouth, she's not smart, she's crude, she's ignorant and to be honest I look forward to suing Rosie," he told our cameras. "I'm gonna sue her and I look forward to it. She's really very dangerous for the show."

As always, Rosie and her enormous vagina warmer (her mouth) had plenty more to say than a few pokes at the snake oil profession.

"Because his show ‘The Apprentice' is starting again in January, he held a big press conference to see if he was going to allow Miss USA, such a prestigious title," Rosie said on "The View" while rolling her eyes. "It's basically a model competition . . . They have one question in Miss USA, yeah and they're like ‘I'd like to cure cancer and end world hunger – and then I'd like to go to Studio 54 and do some crack.'"

Rosie continued her rant lashing out at Donald Trump's decision to give Tara Conner a second chance. "There he is, hair looping, going everyone, everyone deserves a second chance," she began. "He's the moral authority? Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair, had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for twenty year olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."

She also said she expected him to sue her but added "he'll probably be bankrupt by that time so I won't have to worry."

In turn, Trump, who became aware of the Rosie comments earlier this morning, branded her "a loser." "Rosie's been a loser for a long time," he told Access. Her magazine failed, she got sued. She folded up like a tent."

He also sent a stern warning over O'Donnell's outburst and suggested she watch her partner.

"Rosie is somebody out of control who really just doesn't have it and she ought to be careful because I'll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy," he said.

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Miss USA Participant Katie Rees Embroiled in Sexy Scandal

Miss USA rocked by sexy new scandal (this time with pictures)

Shocking photos of a Miss USA contestant have come hot on the fashionable heels of a scandal that rocked reigning Miss USA Tara Conner.

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The raunchy pics show Katie Rees, Miss Nevada 2007, exposing her breasts, passionately kissing other young women, and simulating oral sex with females and a male.

On Tuesday, Miss USA co-owner Donald Trump announced that hard-partying Conner – accused of underage drinking, drug use and promiscuous behaviour – was going to enter rehab but will keep her title.

Now sources claim pageant officials are investigating the behavior of Rees, 22, who was crowned Miss Nevada in Las Vegas in October. She will represent the state in the Miss USA pageant next spring.

Earlier this month, Rees was the guest of honour at a Special Olympics bowling tournament and last month attended an event for underprivileged children.

But Rees showed off a much wilder side in the pictures, taken during a party in Tampa, Florida before she was crowned Miss Nevada.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Actress Natasha Lyonne Cleared of Beastiality Related Charges

Be careful or she will so fuck your dog


"American Pie" star Natasha Lyonne, arrested after threatening to sexually abuse a neighbor's dog, left court a free woman Friday. Judge Anthony J. Ferrara said that because Lyonne successfully completed a court-ordered drug program and paid $2,000 restitution, he was sentencing her to a conditional discharge. Lyonne, 27, was charged with criminal mischief, criminal trespass and harassment in December 2004 after she entered a female neighbor's Gramercy Park apartment screaming and yelling, according to a misdemeanor complaint filed in court. Specifically the complaint said Lyonne banged on the female neighbor's door, entered the apartment, ripped a mirror off the wall, picked up the woman's pooch and said, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

I find a couple things strange about this story. First kinda strange thing is how turned on I am while thinking of Natasha Lyonne molesting a dog. More importantly than pooch molestation is the fact that someone, somehwere, in the heat of the moment, will use the phrase "I'm going to sexually molest your dog." I don't get it, why couldn't she use big girl/beast lover words. Oh well, I'm gonna go get a poodle in case Natasha swings by to smoke some crack with me later.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Nicole Richie arrested on DUI charge

Nicole Richie was arrested early Monday on suspicion of driving under the influence after motorists spotted her driving the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank, the CHP said.

She was booked at the California Highway Patrol's Glendale-Verdugo Hills Station on the single misdemeanor charge after her arrest at 1:45 a.m. She was taken to the Glendale city jail, then released at 7:17 a.m. after posting $15,000 bail.

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Monday, December 11, 2006

Paris Hilton's Bikini Waxer Offers Insight

The one person who probably knows Paris Hilton the most intimately says
it's okay for the heiress to flash herself because she looks like a
little girl down below.

Paris' bikini waxer has spoken out about the hotel heiress's trend for
flashing her bare private parts in public.

The 25-year-old socialite has made a habit of being photographed getting
out of cars wearing short skirts and no underwear since August 2002 and
has recently encouraged new friend BritBrit to do the same.

Cindy Barshop, owner of the Completely Bare Salon, in New York, believes
Paris is comfortable flashing her privates because she is always so well
groomed down below.

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Lindsay Lohan seeks help for alcoholism

Party-loving starlet Lindsay Lohan has been going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, her mother and publicist confirmed.

Dina Lohan said it was a “positive” step for the 20-year-old, who earlier this year was blasted by a movie boss for turning up late for work, or not at all.

Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane, told People magazine last night: “She’s been attending some meetings and it’s going to be a slow process.

“This is a positive.”

The Mean Girls actress’ mother told radio station KIIS FM: “A lot of people she hangs out with go, and it’s a positive thing.

“As a parent, you tell them what you can tell them, but she’s 20 and I’m not going to say, ’Stay home and don’t go out’, that’s a ridiculous thing to do.

“When you’re 20 you have to learn a lot on your own.

“I’m there for support, and I’ll obviously give her my opinion, but she’s fine. She’s very smart.”

There were reports earlier this week that Lohan, whose late-night adventures have generated acres of press coverage, had been spotted at an AA meeting.

In July James Robinson, the chief executive of Morgan Creek Productions accused Lohan of being “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional” over her behaviour while filming Georgia Rule.

He accused her of being late and absent from the set because of “all night heavy partying“.

Now, a Jessica Simpson sex tape surfaces!

It seems that Jessica Simpson will soon be keeping the likes of Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton company, for rumours are abuzz that a sex-tape of the singer is about to hit the Internet.

Apparently the tape, that features the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ star and her former hubby Nick Lachey, has landed in the hands of the very same people who also put Pamela Anderson and then hubby Tommy Lee’s romp on the net.

Rumours are also abuzz that the individuals are ready to keep the sex tape out of the public domain if Simpson agrees to cough up a certain amount of money.

A source revealed to Britain's Daily Sport newspaper that the ‘Public Affair’ singer is “horrified” that her name is being linked to a sex tape, for she had always been the epitome of “morals and principles”.

"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles," the Post Chronicle quoted the source, as telling the paper.

Simpson and Lachey wed in October, 2002, but three years down the line, the marriage had collapsed.

The couple officially announced their separation in November 2005, after months of tabloid speculation. Their divorce was finalized on June 30, 2006.

Jessica Simpson reportedly told Jane magazine in October of 2006, that she knew her marriage to Nick Lachey was over when he refused to join her on a charity trip to Africa, even though it was on their third wedding anniversary.

Both stars have moved on however. While Lachey is now dating MTV presenter Vanessa Minnillo, she has been seen dining with on/off lover John Mayer again.

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Kim Jong Il winners at VH1 Big in '06 Awards

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Kim Jong Il winners at VH1 Big in '06 Awards

Celebrities Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il beat out opponents including Mel Gibson, porn actress Jenna Jameson and John Mark Karr to win gongs at the VH1 Big in '06 Awards in Culver City, California, over the weekend.

Spears was presented with the Big Mama Award for being "the celeb whose maternal instincts rose above the rest."

Hilton, meanwhile, gained the Big Outlaw Award for being "the celeb the most notoriety over a much-buzz-about incident."

Kim earned the Big Shocker Award for North Korea's Oct. 9 nuclear test, judged as "the moment or event that generated the year's biggest bombshell."

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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

K-Fed Claims Britney Spears Is Bisexual

And he would know because he is also bisexual...

As if the raunchy home made sex video with wife Britney Spears wasn't enough, K-Fed is now considering another traditional move - to write a dirty tell-all book about Britney.

The estrangled - and moneyless - rapper is allegedly planning to make the book so scandalous, he doesn't care if Britney sues him back. Among the planned allegations K-Fed plans to ink is Britney Spears' bi-sexual nature.

"Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome," the Sun quoted an unnamed source close to K-Fed as saying.

Fed-ex also plans to reveal that Britney Spears "begged him" for threesomes and fantasized about women. According to the Sun, the talentless rapper also plans to write about Britney's "lesbian encounters, reported use of cocaine and marijuana and secret plastic surgeries."

Speaking of "lesbian encounters," lest we forget the French kiss Britney shared with Madonna and Christina Aguilera onstage. Anyway...

To win more $$$ in spousal support and the custody of their two kids with Britney Spears, K-Fed is going to claim Britney was a negligent mum in handling son Sean Preston.

A "source close to Kevin" says that he was "prepared to reveal everything in court" as well, the tabloid claims. Federline said he was "prepared to reveal everything in court".

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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Lindsay Lohan Bitch Slapped By Will Ferrell

Lindsay Lohan was spotted throwing a tantrum at a showbiz party this week, according to The Mirror.

The Mean Girls actress was apparently furious after one of her former assistants arrived at the bash with new employer Jessica Biel.

Lohan raged: "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in - she doesn't belong here."

Unimpressed by Lindsay's performance, actor Will Ferrell was overheard remarking: "Who cares about that freak anyway?"

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Britney to stage mock wedding to Paris Hilton

Britney Spears is staging a mock wedding at her 25th birthday party and of course nobody is more fit to walk down the isle with her than Paris Hilton.

The pop singer has written some comedy vows for the ceremony which will celebrate her new-found friendship with the Simple Life star.

One of Britney's lines apparently contains a thinly-veiled jibe at estranged husband Kevin Federline: "We don't need men to take away our pay cheques and self-respect." If anyone would know about that, it's Britney, Kevin must have cost that poor girl a fortune.

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Saturday, December 02, 2006

Kevin Federline planning tell-all book on Britney's deep-dark secrets

After getting the boot from Britney Spears, Kevin Federline has become totally broke, and he may reportedly go to any extent to extract as much money as he can.

Kevin is reportedly considering penning a tell-all book about life with 24-year-old Britney, in which he plans to expose a side of her, fans have never before seen.

The aspiring rapper has been with Britney for two years and knows things she probably doesn't want to go public. The details would probably get huge media play, and Kevin knows it, reports National Enquirer.

He aims to paint a lurid picture of Britney's visits to gay bars and her physical encounters with other women...discuss her reported use of cocaine and marijuana...her plastic surgery and embarrassing physical problems, reports TMZ.

He criticized the very things Britney was most insecure about - her weight, acne, and hair according to the source.

He also filed for the custody of the couple's two children to just extort money from Spears.

Thanks to Britney's air-tight prenup, K-Fed will only get less than 250,000 dollars and around 2.5 million dollars (his share of the Malibu house). So he has threatened that there are things the judge may want to know about her past that could bear on her mothering skills, but he may go away for a price.

A source close to Britney reveals that Kevin lavishly spent her money, which usually triggered fights. He blew about 7,000 dollars a month on shoes, hats, and clothing. And when in Las Vegas, he would lose a minimum of 50,000 dollars at the craps table.

Insiders believe that he is thinking of selling their sex-tape to the highest bidder, which they made shortly after they got married, besides raking in millions from his tell-all expose on Britney¡¯s secrets.

"He's either hoping a publisher will pay him big bucks for the book or Britney will cough up more than what's in their prenuptial agreement to keep him from spilling the beans," said the source.

"I think he's willing to air their dirty laundry to get what he wants. He doesn't seem to care where his money comes from, as long as he gets it," he added.


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Dog The Bounty Hunter Waits for Court Action

Ye have little faith in the Mexican Judicial System

Duane "Dog" Chapman is waiting to hear whether a Mexican federal court will set him free or order his pending extradition and criminal case to proceed.

The 53-year-old TV bounty hunter is charged under Mexican law with "deprivation of liberty" for his June 2003 capture of fugitive convicted rapist Andrew Luster, the Max Factor heir, in Puerto Vallarta.

"Inside, I'm dying," Chapman said in an interview with The Associated Press at his spacious ocean-view home. "On the outside, I'm a Hawaiian citizen."

His attorney, William Bollard, will present arguments starting Monday. Chapman will not attend the closed hearing in Guadalajara.

"We consider this a critical hearing because it could resolve the matter," Bollard said. "We're putting a lot of eggs in this basket because if we can cut it off at the path, the (criminal) trial never takes place."

Chapman was arrested Sept. 14 along with his son and another associate and is free on $300,000 bail. He has been aggressively fighting extradition.

"It's been the most nervous week by far in many years," he told the AP. "In Mexico, you're guilty until proven innocent. It's not like America. You must prove your innocence. That's their law. It's nothing bad or good. That's just their law."

Chapman faces up to four years in a Mexican jail if convicted.

"It's very ironic isn't it?" said his wife, Beth Chapman. "He may go to jail for catching a rapist. We're in trouble because we caught America's escaped prisoner."

Chapman's capture of Luster catapulted the Honolulu-based bounty hunter to fame and led to the A&E reality series "Dog the Bounty Hunter."

Luster jumped a $1 million bond and disappeared during his trial in California's Ventura County on charges that he drugged and raped three women. The disappearance set off a national and international manhunt by police, FBI and bounty hunters trying to recoup some of the bond money. Luster is now serving a 124-year prison term.

Chapman said he was never paid for Luster's capture.

Friday, December 01, 2006

Britney's Crotch Shots Take Web by Storm

Britney Spears Has A Very Popular Snatch
it's the talk of the town

Britney Spears is behaving more like her soon to be ex-husband, Kevin Federline, than a pop princess on the verge of a career comeback.

Fresh from her split from the club-hopping Federline, Spears looked hip and wholesome weeks ago in a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show and while ice skating in New York's Rockefeller Center in a Gap sweater. But now she's unleashing her inner wild child, running around with party girls Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, sporting unflattering hair extensions and flashing her apparently panty-less crotch to the paparazzi.






She's enjoying the single life - and who can blame her after putting up with K-Fed's antics? - but many Spears watchers disapprove of her decision to cavort with Hollywood's most infamous heiress.

In a post on Spears' MySpace.com page, a female fan urged Spears "to read this so you understand how your fans may see the situation ... now your children need you so do the right thing brit, and be a mother and forget the partying."

Britney, don't listen to Myspace losers, you feel free to whip out your beaver any time you like, any place you like.



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Anna Nicole Smith Told to Leave Bahamas Home

A former boyfriend of Anna Nicole Smith has obtained a court judgment ordering the reality TV star out of her oceanfront residence and he plans to seek her forcible eviction, his lawyer said Thursday.

But an attorney for Smith, Wayne Munroe, said he secured a temporary stay of the order and his client has no intention of leaving.

Emerick Knowles, the attorney for South Carolina businessman G. Ben Thompson, entered the default judgment on Tuesday after Smith missed a deadline to respond to a suit declaring his client the rightful owner of the gated mansion known as "Horizons."

Munroe appealed to the court, which scheduled a Feb. 19 hearing on whether the default judgment was filed irregularly, he said.

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