Lindsay Lohan enters rehab for treatment

Smoking hot actress and woman I would love to party with, Lindsay Lohan, has entered a rehab centre according to her publicist, but she wants to keep her job, so she won't tell us that Lindsay's a coke head. Sweet.

Lohan said in a statement: "I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health. I appreciate your well wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

Sure, we could respect her privacy, but since she's a celebrity, her private life is ours to piss all over. It's our right as consumers. Plus we are all a bunch of gossiping old ladies.

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Campbell Pleads Guilty To Phone Assault

Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty yesterday to assaulting her former maid with a mobile phone during an argument over a pair of missing jeans. Maid Ana Scolavino was treated for a head injury following the incident in the supermodel's Manhattan, New York City home last March. Campbell, 36, told Manhattan Criminal Court, "I threw a cell phone in the apartment. The cell phone hit Ana. This was an accident because I did not intend to hit her." Following her guilty plea, Campbell was ordered to pay Scolavino's medical expenses, complete five days of community service and attend an anger management class.

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Pamela Anderson Takes Shot at Ex Kid Rock

Pamela Anderson has launched a thinly disguised attack on her estranged husband Kid Rock, apparently branding him self-obsessed and "childish". The former Baywatch star was furious to learn Rock tried to get physical with her other ex Tommy Lee on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas after being taunted by the wild rocker over his split from Anderson. Writing on her website, the actress insists she is "excited about moving on" from Rock and finding a new love, rumored to be actor and former Hell's Angel Chuck Zito. She says, "I need a man with interests outside of himself, someone with similar beliefs." And apparently alluding to the Lee incident she adds, "A rock star scorned... it's been a hard month - completely childish threats. I'm so disappointed. That's why my friend Chuck Zito has been with me. He's great security." Anderson and Rock, real name Robert Ritchie, split in November after just four months of marriage.

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Dita Von Teese files for divorce from Marilyn Manson

Dita Von Teese has filed for a divorce from rocker husband Marilyn Manson, citing irreconcilable differences and will hand over the divorce papers to him in a studio, where he is recording his next album.

The stunning stripper had filed for the split before Christmas and had tried to communicate to her husband that she was filing for a divorce.

But, he did not have the time and did not even realize that she has moved out of the house.

"She loved him so much, but he has too many demons. He can't even communicate with her at this point. She tried to tell him she was divorcing him, but she can't even get him on the phone. She moved out of the house and he hasn't even noticed," New York Post quoted a source, a saying.

Apparently, Teese tried to make the one-year-old marriage work though Manson had started drinking heavily in 2006.

It's uncertain yet whether Von Teese has planned to ask for custody of the couple's two cats, Lily and Aleister, and dachshunds, Greta and Eva.

Manson and Von Teese tied the knot in December 2005 after a seven-year courtship.

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Ivanka Trump Moves Up Apprentice Ladder

Oh, and she also joins daddy Trump in his feud with Rosie.

In one of the new wrinkles in the sixth version of "The Apprentice," Donald Trump sits in the boardroom with his daughter Ivanka and an empty chair he says will be filled later in the season.

We could guarantee that neither Rosie O'Donnell nor Martha Stewart would fill it.

Is the Rosie feud just a cheap publicity stunt to drum up interest in the new season of The Apprentice? Show host Donald Trump says that despite the fortuitous timing, his recent media feud with The View co-host Rosie O'Donnell isn't a publicity stunt for the sixth season of NBC's The Apprentice, which premieres on Sunday, January 7 at 9:30PM ET/PT.

Trump appeared on CNN's Wednesday night Showbiz Tonight, as well as NBC's Thursday morning The Today Show, to discuss the sixth season of The Apprentice. However during the appearances, he was peppered with questions about his recent feud with O'Donnell that began last month when Trump announced Miss USA Tara Connor would keep her title, which was in jeopardy due to underage drinking. As part of her agreement with Trump, Connor is currently attending an in-patient substance abuse rehabilitation center. O'Donnell said Trump, who is twice divorced, had no right to be "the moral compass for 20-year-olds in America," sparking a string of nasty media exchanges between the pair.

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Britney Spears Wants Nude Portrait of Herself

The 'Toxic' singer has finally got back in shape following the birth of her second son, Jayden James, and is so proud of her figure she wants it "immortalized" in a painting.

A source told Britain's More magazine: "Britney's been getting in better and better shape since she split with Kevin and wants her body immortalised in a portrait.

"She loves the film 'Titanic', especially the scene where Kate Winslet's character Rose gets painted in the nude. She wants it tastefully done, though, and is looking for the right artist to do it."

Britney - mother to one-year-old Sean Preston and four-month-old Jayden James - filed for divorce from husband Kevin Federline in November.

Since separating from Kevin, Britney, 25, has been spotted out partying on several occasions showing off her body in a variety of skimpy outfits.

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Eminem's Ex-Wife Kim Mathers Twin Sister Arrested

The twin sister of rapper Eminem's ex-wife is in police custody.

Kim Mathers has custody of her sister's 7 year-old son and filed a parental kidnapping complaint Tuesday with Detroit police.

Police say Mathers' sister's Lincoln Navigator was spotted at a gas station at Harper and Cadieux, where police approached the boy.

She fled from police, but was later caught when spotted by another officer, according to police. Mathers' sister is being held in Macomb County on probation violation charges.

The boy is now in the custody of his legal guardian, Kim Mathers.

BREAKING NEWS - Paris Hilton Showers in Australia

Well, it's a slow Holiday news season, what do you want from me.

The Hilton news making machine arrived in Australia where she's hosting a big New Years Eve bash. After spending the afternoon by the water with BFF Kim Kardashian, she took a beachside shower and sent the photogs into a frenzy.



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Britney Spears Loses Another Publicist

Sonia Muckle, a publicist at Spears’ label Jive Records, has been handling the pop stars awesome public relations machine since the panty less pop princess parted ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnick back in October. The latest rumor floating around is that Ms. Muckle got bored when she realized that her main duty as publicist was to keep Britney's beaver freshly shaved and camera ready. That may just be a rumor though.

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Now Muckle has had enough with shaved wildlife and is moving on to start her own marketing and promotions company. While she claims the move has nothing to do with Britney and her week long BFF Paris Hilton trying to build a damn on the Sunset Strip, one can only imagine the headache she would have to wake up to every morning seeing her clients vagina bumping armed conflicts off the front pages of major newspapers.

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Anna Nicole Smith Ordered To Find Out Which Sperm Donor Won

Anna Nicole Smith: From Trailer Park To Maury Povich

Anna Nicole Smith was ordered Thursday to bring her infant daughter to California for paternity tests sought by a former boyfriend who claims he is the father of the child. Correction, a former boyfriend who it would seem, was one of many men lined up down the block, waiting anxiously to toss a load into dear sweet Anna. Which would make it only fit for her and her baby dada wannabes to have the paternity testing done by the well regarded Maury clerical, lighting and show runner staff who, supported by the Maury interns, have helped family’s in trailer parks and housing projects coast to coast know which neighborhood youngling’s not to have sex with … unless they're quiet about it.

One of the baby lottery jackpot players, Larry Birkhead, welcomed the ruling, "Christmas has come early, and I thank God that I will soon have the opportunity to prove that I am the father ... and eventually hold her in my arms." Shortly after bringing God into it, I believe he was struck by lightning, although that may just be a rumor.

And the lovely young (sorta. 38) stripper with a heart of gold and an ass designed to cause heart failure in old rich men, Anna Nicole Smith was in San Francisco on Dec. 15 for a hearing in her battle for a share of the fortune left by her late husband, oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall III.

Larry Birkhead, a Los Angeles photographer, which is similar to art student, filed a lawsuit in October claiming he is the father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern, who was born in September in the Bahamas. If Birkhead is confirmed to be the father, he could receive visitation or custody rights and possibly a large amount of child support. Wait a minute, did I just mention something about a large amount of child support? Him and Kevin Federline should get together for a night out in LA. They can hitchhike to a soup kitchen and try to find old rich women who are near death or maybe some really sexy and stupid trailer park trash skanks who hit it lucky with something like singing, and have a few hundred million bucks lying around, waiting to be spent on Vegas, coke and whores.

Rosie and Trump Roll Around in Their Own Filth

Rosie and Trump Roll Around in Their Own Filth

Rosie O'Donnell had some fiery words for Donald Trump on The View Wednesday morning, calling him a "snake-oil salesman" following his announcement that he would not fire troubled Miss USA Tara Conner.

After hearing about her comments, Trump called her "a woman out of control" and said he planned to sue O'Donnell over her statements questioning his financial well-being.

Yesterday afternoon, Donald Trump had this to say to the cameras from Access Hollywood, "She says things that come to her mouth, she's not smart, she's crude, she's ignorant and to be honest I look forward to suing Rosie," he told our cameras. "I'm gonna sue her and I look forward to it. She's really very dangerous for the show."

As always, Rosie and her enormous vagina warmer (her mouth) had plenty more to say than a few pokes at the snake oil profession.

"Because his show ‘The Apprentice' is starting again in January, he held a big press conference to see if he was going to allow Miss USA, such a prestigious title," Rosie said on "The View" while rolling her eyes. "It's basically a model competition . . . They have one question in Miss USA, yeah and they're like ‘I'd like to cure cancer and end world hunger – and then I'd like to go to Studio 54 and do some crack.'"

Rosie continued her rant lashing out at Donald Trump's decision to give Tara Conner a second chance. "There he is, hair looping, going everyone, everyone deserves a second chance," she began. "He's the moral authority? Left the first wife, had an affair, left the second wife, had an affair, had kids both times, but he's the moral compass for twenty year olds in America. Donald, sit and spin, my friend."

She also said she expected him to sue her but added "he'll probably be bankrupt by that time so I won't have to worry."

In turn, Trump, who became aware of the Rosie comments earlier this morning, branded her "a loser." "Rosie's been a loser for a long time," he told Access. Her magazine failed, she got sued. She folded up like a tent."

He also sent a stern warning over O'Donnell's outburst and suggested she watch her partner.

"Rosie is somebody out of control who really just doesn't have it and she ought to be careful because I'll send one of my friends to pick up her girlfriend and I think it would be very easy," he said.

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Miss USA Participant Katie Rees Embroiled in Sexy Scandal

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Shocking photos of a Miss USA contestant have come hot on the fashionable heels of a scandal that rocked reigning Miss USA Tara Conner.

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The raunchy pics show Katie Rees, Miss Nevada 2007, exposing her breasts, passionately kissing other young women, and simulating oral sex with females and a male.

On Tuesday, Miss USA co-owner Donald Trump announced that hard-partying Conner – accused of underage drinking, drug use and promiscuous behaviour – was going to enter rehab but will keep her title.

Now sources claim pageant officials are investigating the behavior of Rees, 22, who was crowned Miss Nevada in Las Vegas in October. She will represent the state in the Miss USA pageant next spring.

Earlier this month, Rees was the guest of honour at a Special Olympics bowling tournament and last month attended an event for underprivileged children.

But Rees showed off a much wilder side in the pictures, taken during a party in Tampa, Florida before she was crowned Miss Nevada.

Actress Natasha Lyonne Cleared of Beastiality Related Charges

Be careful or she will so fuck your dog

"American Pie" star Natasha Lyonne, arrested after threatening to sexually abuse a neighbor's dog, left court a free woman Friday. Judge Anthony J. Ferrara said that because Lyonne successfully completed a court-ordered drug program and paid $2,000 restitution, he was sentencing her to a conditional discharge. Lyonne, 27, was charged with criminal mischief, criminal trespass and harassment in December 2004 after she entered a female neighbor's Gramercy Park apartment screaming and yelling, according to a misdemeanor complaint filed in court. Specifically the complaint said Lyonne banged on the female neighbor's door, entered the apartment, ripped a mirror off the wall, picked up the woman's pooch and said, "I'm going to sexually molest your dog."

I find a couple things strange about this story. First kinda strange thing is how turned on I am while thinking of Natasha Lyonne molesting a dog. More importantly than pooch molestation is the fact that someone, somehwere, in the heat of the moment, will use the phrase "I'm going to sexually molest your dog." I don't get it, why couldn't she use big girl/beast lover words. Oh well, I'm gonna go get a poodle in case Natasha swings by to smoke some crack with me later.

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Nicole Richie arrested on DUI charge

Nicole Richie was arrested early Monday on suspicion of driving under the influence after motorists spotted her driving the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank, the CHP said.

She was booked at the California Highway Patrol's Glendale-Verdugo Hills Station on the single misdemeanor charge after her arrest at 1:45 a.m. She was taken to the Glendale city jail, then released at 7:17 a.m. after posting $15,000 bail.

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Paris Hilton's Bikini Waxer Offers Insight

The one person who probably knows Paris Hilton the most intimately says
it's okay for the heiress to flash herself because she looks like a
little girl down below.

Paris' bikini waxer has spoken out about the hotel heiress's trend for
flashing her bare private parts in public.

The 25-year-old socialite has made a habit of being photographed getting
out of cars wearing short skirts and no underwear since August 2002 and
has recently encouraged new friend BritBrit to do the same.

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Lindsay Lohan seeks help for alcoholism

Party-loving starlet Lindsay Lohan has been going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, her mother and publicist confirmed.

Dina Lohan said it was a “positive” step for the 20-year-old, who earlier this year was blasted by a movie boss for turning up late for work, or not at all.

Lohan’s publicist, Leslie Sloane, told People magazine last night: “She’s been attending some meetings and it’s going to be a slow process.

“This is a positive.”

The Mean Girls actress’ mother told radio station KIIS FM: “A lot of people she hangs out with go, and it’s a positive thing.

“As a parent, you tell them what you can tell them, but she’s 20 and I’m not going to say, ’Stay home and don’t go out’, that’s a ridiculous thing to do.

“When you’re 20 you have to learn a lot on your own.

“I’m there for support, and I’ll obviously give her my opinion, but she’s fine. She’s very smart.”

There were reports earlier this week that Lohan, whose late-night adventures have generated acres of press coverage, had been spotted at an AA meeting.

In July James Robinson, the chief executive of Morgan Creek Productions accused Lohan of being “discourteous, irresponsible and unprofessional” over her behaviour while filming Georgia Rule.

He accused her of being late and absent from the set because of “all night heavy partying“.

Now, a Jessica Simpson sex tape surfaces!

It seems that Jessica Simpson will soon be keeping the likes of Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton company, for rumours are abuzz that a sex-tape of the singer is about to hit the Internet.

Apparently the tape, that features the ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ star and her former hubby Nick Lachey, has landed in the hands of the very same people who also put Pamela Anderson and then hubby Tommy Lee’s romp on the net.

Rumours are also abuzz that the individuals are ready to keep the sex tape out of the public domain if Simpson agrees to cough up a certain amount of money.

A source revealed to Britain's Daily Sport newspaper that the ‘Public Affair’ singer is “horrified” that her name is being linked to a sex tape, for she had always been the epitome of “morals and principles”.

"Jessica is horrified her name and sex tape are being mentioned in the same sentence. She's always been a girl of high morals and principles," the Post Chronicle quoted the source, as telling the paper.

Simpson and Lachey wed in October, 2002, but three years down the line, the marriage had collapsed.

The couple officially announced their separation in November 2005, after months of tabloid speculation. Their divorce was finalized on June 30, 2006.

Jessica Simpson reportedly told Jane magazine in October of 2006, that she knew her marriage to Nick Lachey was over when he refused to join her on a charity trip to Africa, even though it was on their third wedding anniversary.

Both stars have moved on however. While Lachey is now dating MTV presenter Vanessa Minnillo, she has been seen dining with on/off lover John Mayer again.

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Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Kim Jong Il winners at VH1 Big in '06 Awards

Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Kim Jong Il winners at VH1 Big in '06 Awards

Celebrities Britney Spears and Paris Hilton and North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il beat out opponents including Mel Gibson, porn actress Jenna Jameson and John Mark Karr to win gongs at the VH1 Big in '06 Awards in Culver City, California, over the weekend.

Spears was presented with the Big Mama Award for being "the celeb whose maternal instincts rose above the rest."

Hilton, meanwhile, gained the Big Outlaw Award for being "the celeb the most notoriety over a much-buzz-about incident."

Kim earned the Big Shocker Award for North Korea's Oct. 9 nuclear test, judged as "the moment or event that generated the year's biggest bombshell."

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K-Fed Claims Britney Spears Is Bisexual

And he would know because he is also bisexual...

As if the raunchy home made sex video with wife Britney Spears wasn't enough, K-Fed is now considering another traditional move - to write a dirty tell-all book about Britney.

The estrangled - and moneyless - rapper is allegedly planning to make the book so scandalous, he doesn't care if Britney sues him back. Among the planned allegations K-Fed plans to ink is Britney Spears' bi-sexual nature.

"Britney has told him more than once she is sexually attracted to women and men equally. She has asked Kevin many times if they could have a threesome," the Sun quoted an unnamed source close to K-Fed as saying.

Fed-ex also plans to reveal that Britney Spears "begged him" for threesomes and fantasized about women. According to the Sun, the talentless rapper also plans to write about Britney's "lesbian encounters, reported use of cocaine and marijuana and secret plastic surgeries."

Speaking of "lesbian encounters," lest we forget the French kiss Britney shared with Madonna and Christina Aguilera onstage. Anyway...

To win more $$$ in spousal support and the custody of their two kids with Britney Spears, K-Fed is going to claim Britney was a negligent mum in handling son Sean Preston.

A "source close to Kevin" says that he was "prepared to reveal everything in court" as well, the tabloid claims. Federline said he was "prepared to reveal everything in court".

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Lindsay Lohan Bitch Slapped By Will Ferrell

Lindsay Lohan was spotted throwing a tantrum at a showbiz party this week, according to The Mirror.

The Mean Girls actress was apparently furious after one of her former assistants arrived at the bash with new employer Jessica Biel.

Lohan raged: "If she stays, I'm outta here! I can't believe you would allow an assistant in - she doesn't belong here."

Unimpressed by Lindsay's performance, actor Will Ferrell was overheard remarking: "Who cares about that freak anyway?"

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